Now You Know
So, I got together with my wife for lunch today, and we went to a friend’s house to pick up the Circus tickets she’d gotten for us.
While Jodi was in the house getting the tickets, Jacob is sitting behind me and he starts chatting (to get the full impact of this conversation, you have to imagine it in his cute little halting five-year-old voice).
“Why do we need tickets?”
Well, so that they can tell that we paid to get into the Circus.
“Why are the called tickets?”
Hmmm… I don’t know.
“You’re not the smart one, are you?”
So, there you have it folks. Factual and authoritative. Take whatever I say from this point on with a grain of salt.